“Let us rejoice, brethren and sisters, in this most blessed hour; for the shackles of AMP have been cast asunder, and a worthy vessel for the mobile world hath been wrought at last.”
Mobile Version Reformation
We have officially deployed a dedicated mobile theme. No more parasitic AMP logic—just pure, fast, and dark engineering.
This is an active testing phase.
If the interface breaks or a link dies, send your report to the address above. I’m watching you (and the logs).
Notice: Purge your Cache
If the design looks like a broken jigsaw puzzle, your browser is clinging to old CSS ghosts.
• Mobile: Go to Browser Settings → Privacy → Clear Browsing Data (Cached images/files).
• Desktop: Press Ctrl + F5 (or Shift + F5).
Recent Site Updates:
ChokeChamber Old Files:
As part of this godforsaken 2012 site update, my sweaty mitts finally got to the old Choke Chamber files. Horrific square WMV9s and over-compressed H.264s were cropped of black bars and commercial tails. Decent clips received the Topaz Rhea 1080p + AV1 denoise treatment. Garbage-tier sources were upscaled to 720p.
• Support the artist: Mr Hanger Promo